It'd be completely false for me to say that I don't have anything worth telling you about. Actually I don't ever have anything of "worth" really but, whatever. I have numerous things in which to bore you with, I just can't find any one or any way to go about doing it.

Whatever-the fuck-ever. It's an update, go with it.

Oh wait...

Is it bad that I don't care?

MUSIC: Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice