2004-06-18 - Peace!
2004-06-05 - America.
2004-06-01 - I'm In California And You're Not.
2004-04-28 - This Is Random, Indeed.
2004-04-20 - Slasher.
2004-04-19 - The Universe Is Shaped Exactly Like The Earth.
2004-04-15 - I Hate Dancing.
2004-04-14 - Quentin Times Three, And Then Some.
2004-04-14 - Nude Number Three.
2004-04-12 - Oink.
2004-04-07 - How Many Do You Know?
2004-04-06 - Nobody Likes A Winner.
2004-04-04 - I Dug Out Old Black And Gold.
2004-03-30 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow, I'm An Idiot.
2004-03-24 - Drive Me.
2004-03-24 - FYI.
2004-03-22 - A Whole Lot Of Nothing And Then Some.
2004-03-22 - A Tale Of A Tale.
2004-03-17 - Damn Groundhog.
2004-03-08 - Awful Waffle.
2004-03-01 - The First I Gave A Burial At Sea.
2004-02-26 - Letters Home.
2004-02-25 - Good Day, Bad Day.
2004-02-23 - Bass Is His Name.
2004-02-19 - Visit Here.
2004-02-17 - When They Play It So Well.
2004-02-15 - Le Anniversary.
2004-02-13 - You Say It's Your Birthday?
2004-02-11 - So Taboo.
2004-02-10 - I Need Love.
2004-02-09 - Mullet.
2004-02-05 - Number 2.
2004-02-05 - Stay Tuned.
2004-02-03 - Ring Ring.
2004-02-02 - Superbowl Sundays Are Meant For January.
2004-01-30 - It Finally Happened.
2004-01-23 - Two Decades Down.
2004-01-21 - Indie Til Death.
2004-01-20 - Another Fork.
2004-01-14 - The Space Between.
2004-01-14 - Wait.
2004-01-02 - Take It Back.
2003-12-31 - My Year, In A Nutshell.
2003-12-28 - Have A Holly Jolly Everything.
2003-12-25 - Merry Christmas Everyone!
2003-12-15 - Beware, Things That Grow Down There.
2003-12-09 - I Want It More.
2003-12-05 - Winter This.
2003-12-04 - Happy, Happy Birthday.
2003-12-01 - Old Pictures, New News.
2003-11-26 - Get In, Get Out.
2003-11-24 - Mine.
2003-11-19 - Mission: Accomplished.
2003-11-18 - She's Mighty Mighty.
2003-11-12 - So Good...
2003-11-10 - Live The Heart.
2003-11-10 - I'll Be Here Awhile.
2003-11-05 - Firstly.
2003-11-04 - Behold.
2003-11-03 - Three Times Me.
2003-11-02 - Boo!
2003-10-31 - Wish List.
2003-10-29 - Gone Fishin, Hardly.
2003-10-27 - "Oh Take Me Back To The Start."
2003-10-19 - Mr. Warren.
2003-10-15 - After Action Report.
2003-10-13 - An Apple A Day...
2003-10-13 - Wow That Feels Good.
2003-10-06 - For Abbey.
2003-09-30 - The Aging Process.
2003-09-29 - Same Shit All Over Again.
2003-09-26 - Yeah, Kick-Me-In-The-Face Kind Of Cool.
2003-09-23 - History & Prometheus.
2003-09-21 - Good Job.
2003-09-18 - Chicas Son Locas.
2003-09-18 - Why Bother?
2003-09-17 - Pretty Cool, I Guess.
2003-09-17 - Speech Sucks, So Do Taken Hot Girls.
2003-09-15 - Freeze, You Filesharing Scum.
2003-09-15 - "Finger Of God."
2003-09-13 - Tour Captured Forever, The First.
2003-09-11 - Remember II.
2003-09-11 - "Overseas Places, Like Mexico."
2003-09-09 - Do It Right, And Do It Well.
2003-09-07 - Good Times.
2003-09-06 - Save ALL Receipts.
2003-09-02 - Hey Coach.
2003-09-02 - Is It In Your Blood?
2003-08-31 - Snoozefest Dude, Fo' Real.
2003-08-26 - Not Much, But Neither Am I.
2003-08-21 - My Real Name Is Gustavus Maxamillion Van Warren.
2003-08-19 - A Sister, A Blister, And Some Mail.
2003-08-16 - A Slightly Skewed (Don't Ask How) Review.
2003-08-12 - Back Home Again In Indiana.

The Beginning - November 29, 2001 to June 2, 2002
A collection of entries from the first, to my last before my departure for my first summer with The Glassmen. Most of these you won't understand. Hell I don't, but you're welcome to read them anyway.

The Transition - August 11, 2002 to July 29, 2003
My triumphant return home, my first year of college, and my entries made during my second summer tour. Towards the end of this batch my entries begin to make sense, I even use complete sentences. There are other decent ones scattered about but good luck finding them.

The New Year - August 12, 2003 to June 18, 2004
My second year of college and a few entries before my third summer tour, this one with the Blue Devils. These are all good and I recommend them for your reading pleasure. My days of senseless dribble are long gone.

The Age Out - August 22, 2004 to July 8, 2005
This section includes all entries from my return home from The Blue Devils in 2004, my third year of college, and my departure for the 2005 tour, plus other various tidbits. There doesn't seem to be as many entries here, but what counts is the quality, not the quantity. And I do believe the quality of these entries rivals that of most others.

The Present - August 23, 2005 to Present
This is a new present, my gift to you (I'm so clever). This section includes my return home from my second season with The Blue Devils up to the newest entry. When I feel as though it's time to change the name again, I will do so. Until then, it's fitting.