Two, you probably haven't been reading my diary for very long.

Three, yes, I am in fact the king.

Four, yes, I know it looks bad, patience. I have a promise to keep.

Five, and for the love of...leave your name. I don't think anyone who owns a diary or journal likes it when you don't.

Well friends, all in due time.

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