Anyfuckingway...Like I said, I bought the goggles because I want to start swimming again. I'm not sure where this sudden urge to engage in my former extracurricular activity came from, but "just for the Hell of it" I thought it might help with my "routine." Well, at least that's what I call it. It'll help though. I'll be sure to tone up some of my "muscles" and increase my lung capacity. Running's just not getting it done.

I haven't been doing a whole lot of practicing lately, and I really should be. Camp's in 22 days and I'm not prepared at all. I am however excited at getting back out to California. I haven't been there since January and they moved me to Euph. 2 as a result. Bastards. Oh well, whatever's good for the corps. I'm still going to have sex with so many European hookers. Ha, is he joking?

Speaking of Europe and its hookers, I applied for my passport yesterday. I'm cutting it a little close I know, since I leave halfway through May, it should only take about six weeks so I should be alright. If not the old man can always mail it out to the corps hall. We don't actually leave till the 19th of June. Might I also add that this was the most expensive little black book I've ever paid for? Sixty-seven dollars for the U.S. government and another $45 for the Post Office. Which I guess is also the government, but...yeah.

Now for your amusement (as well as mine) I'd like to offer you this:

If you can name all three of those individuals, you win a prize. See rules below.

*No purchase necessary. Contest void to residents of the state of Arizona or to individuals in relation to one or more of the person(s) being named. Winner will be chosen at random from all correct entries received. Contest ends 04/04/05. Please leave all entries in the guestbook.

Hint, one of them should be really, really, easy.

MUSIC: The Mars Volta - Cygnus...Vismund Cygnus: Sarcophagi